Kelly Woods
Berke Landers
Allison McAllister
Dennis Wallace
Bentley 'Striker' Scrumfeld
Felix Woods
Beverly Landers
Frank Landers
Maggie
Basin
Dr. Desmond Forrest Oates
Mistress Moira
Little Steve
Vitamin C
Dora Lynn Tisdale
Coolio
Peter Wong
Jessica
Chook
Grendan
Hugh Spicer
Shirin Kellysa
Coach Hibble
Colin
Jamilla
Corrine
Del Molden, Jr.
Love Matters Director
E.M.T.
Cop #1
Cop #2
Trombonist
Stripper #1
Stripper #2
Stripper #3
Stripper #4
Attendant / Fairie
Attendant / Fairie
Attendant / Fairie
Janice Loughlen
Sweet Old Lady
Little Boy in Restaurant
Love Scud Boy Band Member #1
Love Scud Boy Band Member #2
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Dancer
Girl with Tampons in Hair (uncredited)
Old Man in Wheelchair (uncredited)
Guy in Restaurant (uncredited)
Blind Flower Girl (uncredited)