The movie consists of two satirical novels based on the same idea: both the "gangsters" and "philanthropists" end up in the courtroom.
Jerzy HoffmanDirector
'Profesor' the gangster ("Professor")
Brother ("Professor")
"Śruba" ("Professor")
"Parmezan" ("Professor")
"Łysy" ("Professor")
Coach Driver ("Professor")
Radio Journalist ("Professor")
Militiaman ("Professor")
Judge ("Professor")
Judge's Maid ("Professor")
"Łysy's" Wife
Man in the Courtroom ("Professor") (uncredited)
Prosecutor ("Professor") (uncredited)
Anastazy Kowalski ("Alcoholmeter")
Kowalski's Wife ("Alcoholmeter")
Singer ("Alcoholmeter")
Hanka ("Alcoholmeter")
Pieczarkiewicz ("Alcoholmeter")
Malaga ("Alcoholmeter")
Waiter ("Alcoholmeter")
Judge ("Alcoholmeter")
Doctor ("Alcoholmeter")
Man in the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter")
Client at the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter")
Hanka's Boyfriend ("Alcoholmeter")
Restaurant Manager's Substitute ("Alcoholmeter")
Restaurant Owner ("Alcoholmeter")
Alojzy Superata ("Alcoholmeter")
Rude Waiter ("Alcoholmeter")
Restaurant Manager ("Alcoholmeter")
Man in the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited)
Buffet Lady ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited)
Dancing Man ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited)
Waiter ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited)
Cook ("Alcoholmeter") (uncredited)
Man in the Restaurant #1 / Polite Waiter (voice) (uncredited)