Max Causey
Paige Byers
Santastein
Mikayla
Edgar
Katie
Austin
Peter
Grandma Byers
Jenny
Diego
Stan
Chief Dougherty
Officer Bermudez
Officer Bradley
Paige's Dad
Paige's Mom
Conspiracy Theory Joe
Santa Claus
Young Max
Young Paige
Vicky
Mr. Newhams
Patricia
Radio Host
Radio Host