George Khan
Ella Khan
Nazir Khan
Tariq Khan
Meenah Khan
Sajid Khan
Saleem Khan
Auntie Annie
Maneer Khan
Abdul Khan
Stella Moorhouse
Peggy
Ernest Moorhouse
Mr Moorhouse
Iyaaz Ali Khan
Priest
Poppa Khalid
Mark
Fat Twat
Abdul Karim
Helen Karim
Mullah
Doctor
Mr Shah
Zaid
Bouncer
Trisha
Ettienne Francois
Mrs Shah
Nigget Shah
Nushaaba Shah
Judy (uncredited)
Nazir's Bride (uncredited)