Edgar Mortimer
Marvin
Dan Dover
Pig Man
Lester
Pesky Nun
Jerry
Charlton Heston
Kate Spangler
Goth Girl
Crazed Fan
Pam
Professor Reginald Wellington III
Fortinbras
Chase / Laertes
Hester Beauchamps
Shine Reynolds
Zack
Voodoo King
Barber
Bangkok Assasin
Reporter
Osric Taylor
Annabellle Beauchamps
Barron Samedi
Himself / Mr. Macbeth (uncredited)
Shakespeare Purist (uncredited)
Hamlet's Father (as Robert Martin Steinberg(