"If you can't find a friend... make one."
A socially awkward veterinary assistant with a lazy eye and obsession with perfection descends into depravity after developing a crush on a boy with perfect hands.
Lucky McKeeDirector
May
Adam
Polly
Blank
Ambrosia
Papa
Mama
Young May
Petey
Hoop
Chris
Buckle
Lucille
Diedre
Kindergarten Boy
Optometrist
Foreign Doctor
Distraught Man at Veterinarian Office
Short Girl
Zombie
Amy
Guy on Bench
Jack
Jill
Guy Making Out in the Elevator (uncredited)
Woman at the Restaurant (uncredited)
