Sir John the Unflappable
Cormac the Shepard
Warren the Exasperated
Cormac the Chiro
Mike the Thaumaturge
Becky the Sacrosanct
Bruce the Druid
Connie the Phlegmatic
Rongo the Gatekeeper
Ian the Ham
Angela the Intrapreneur
Nyssa the Inamorata
Nurse Osbourne the Befuddled
The Child
Eric the Bald
The Child's Father
Self
Guy the Equable
Charlie
Akeem the Medieval Knight
Bob the Wet Blanket
Tim the Vacuous