Napoleon Solo
Illya Kuryakin
Louis Strago
Miss Diketon
Arturo 'Fingers' Stilletto
Enzo 'Pretty' Stilletto
Federico 'Feet' Stilletto
Alexander Waverly
Mrs. 'Fingers' Stilletto
Dr. Heinrich von Kronen
Mr. Thaler, Thrush Boss
Pia Monteri
Grandma Monteri
Padre
Benjamin Luger
'Crunch' Battaglia
'Scissors'
Arnold
Thrush Captain
Thrush Officer
Mrs. Feinberg
Boy
Donkey Man
Miss Gorgeous
Miss Diketon (french voice) (uncredited)