Henry McCarthy
Scarlet Smith
Big Girl
Shasta O'Neil
Wino
Darcy Portola
Mrs. Leuchtenberger
Brad Nelson
Mrs. Smith
Mrs. McCarthy
Mr. McCarthy
Javier
Principal Marshall
Mr. O'Neil
Mrs. O'Neil
Officer Bird
Cop
Goth Girl
Jungle Journalist #1
Jungle Journalist #2
Goth Girl Singer
River Village Guard #1
River Village Guard #2
Student in Hallway
Party Kid
Nurse
Valedictorian
John John
Disc Jockey
Bookstore Employee
WRHS TV Host
Student Hollywood Reporter
Shasta's Boyfriend
Narrator