Christian A. Broder
Senator McMannus
Senator Polanski
Proctologist
Chevy Chase
Cooper
Tom
Dr. Manuel Labor
Quant O'Neill / Subway Reporter / Announcer
Melanie Edwards
Man at breakfast / Doctor
Pierre Skooché / Son
Marie
Freddie
Street Attendant / Father
Bridgit Bert Richards
Carl Michaelevich
Carol / Butch Girl
Skipper
Dwayne / Dr. Holcomb
Smilin' Ed McDonnelly
Henry Kissinger
Al
Girl / Mrs. Pat Borzak / Announcer
Winfield Carmichael
Pregnant Man
Weather Girl
Francis X. Cody
Ralph Stevens
CIA Man / R.C. Call
Father
Mother
Son
Daughter
Sonja
Victor
Guard
Rabbi Rabinowitz / Hippie #2
Lieutenant / Herb Mealy
Bill Guy
Barry Flanken
Player-Announcer
Archbishop
Announcer
Announcer
Walter