Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney
Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones, a.k.a. Hurricane Jones
Biff Wallace
Candy Calin
Katie Wayne
Penny Wells
Dean Forrester
Louie Dumbrowsky / Morris Dumbrowsky
Junior
Chuck
Butch
A.J. Billingsley
Morgan T. Stanhope
Harold Lane
Coach Rowland
Bob, Assistant Coach
Mike Donelli
Big Dave
Tom Hanlon - Radio Announcer
Mathematics Professor Grog (uncredited)
Player (uncredited)
Football Fan Spectator (uncredited)