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Beta Vampire Zombie
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Raht Gumms
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Charlie
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Phyllis
Commander Nikki
Commander Clipper
Young Mary MacDowell
Vampire Guard #1
Vampire Pilot
Officer Durward
Big City Vampire Zombie
Vampire Zombie
Vampire Commander
Vampire Commander
Bartender
Marlow County Police Officer
Marlow County Police Officer
Chained Vampire Zombie
Radio Announcer (voice)
Marlow County Police Officer
Scientist #1
Scientist #2
Townsperson
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