Dennis Cooper
Squire
Passelewe
Mr. Fishfinger
King Bruno the Questionable
The Other Squire
1st Herald
The Landlord
The Princess
Bishop
Griselda Fishfinger
1st Fanatic
Wat Dabney
Sister Jessica
Red Herring / Black Knight
Man Living in Barrel
The Prince
Flying Hogfish Peasant
1st Merchant
2nd Merchant
3rd Merchant
Guard at the Gate
Sergeant at the Gate
Fanatics' Leader
Fanatic
Spaghetti Eating Fanatic
Mrs Fishfinger
Armourer
Apprentice Armourer
Flagellant
Ratman
Old Man with Petition
1st Peasant
Scrubber
Kevin Fishfinger
Landlord's Wife
Man with Rock
Mr Cooper Snr
Poacher
2nd Herald