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Kelly Brook
Kushvinder
Rosie
Archimedes
Dougie
The Hoff
Delivery Man
Pat
Emma Bunton
Mel C
Gary Barlow
Vernon Kay
Chris Moyles
Jason Donovan
Peter Andre
Gino D'Acampo
Denise Van Outen
Tinchy Stryder
Ronan Keating
Billy Ocean
Craig Phillips
Holly Willoughby
Fearne Cotton
Phillip Schofield
Waterbot Salesman
Man on Bridge
Woman on Bridge
Hoodless Harry
Gary
Barman
Auntie Fanny
Buster (Hoodie)
Dennis (Hardman)
Hoff Show Director
Thick Northern Fan
Bank Manager
Dr. Fallus
Awards Host
Chinese Elvis Party Host
Keith's stripper
Gary's Stripper
Poledancer
Poledancer
Stripper
Keith's Butler
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