Police Officer #1
Terry Nowak
Chic Girlfriend
Weasel
Receptionist
Creatine Jimmy
Police Officer #2
Young Edgar
Stacy
Young Stanley
Chris Nowak
Sally
Crazed Man
Guard
Naomi Nowak
Barb Nowak
Groundskeeper
Prim Woman
Stanley Barkus
Young Patricia
Madelyn Barkus
Barb's Father
Middle-Aged Man
Young Police Officer
News Reporter
Stanley's Father
Business Owner
Young Chris
Aunt Linda
Jason Pattison