Walter Richardson/Gary/Punk Rocker/Keyboard Player/Pirate
Death/Purse Snatcher/Drunk Man/Bass Player/Man in Tree/Ricky/Tommy No-Nuts/The Priest/PIG
Bum
Mr. Parker/The Blind Man
Gigi
Mad Scientist/Uncle Frank
Madame Morgana
The Dude/Truck Driver/Willy/Art Supporter/Death Shemp
Brian
Walt's Mother
Mimi Cohen
Waitress
Waitress #2
Fallen Woman
Tree Cutter
Chinese Ziggy/Random Woman/And Then Woman/Cowgirl/Art Hater
Narrator