The Jack in the Box Rises (2024)

The thumbnail looks scary doesn't it? But it's yet another Horror movie that has tamed itself into oblivion so as not to miss the under 18 money. WHY? JUST WHY? We have highly sexualized cartoons, that should be restricted, marketed towards children, we have them in spades. And these are cartoons so explicit that they taught me about kinks I have never heard of... ... and then you have trash like this, horror movies that are so tame that they don't even have shock value. So tame that you can show it to your kids and it will put them to sleep. This is like all the horror movies made today, it's not the sort of film that nightmares are made of... and horror movies SHOULD give you nightmares. You shouldn't want to go to sleep after watching them, but now they are so tame you fall asleep while watching them. Don't waste your time. It's not a scary movie, they neutered it too much to even get a jump scare.