Jack Singer
Betsy / Donna
Tommy Korman
Mahi Mahi
Johnny Sandwich
Sally Molars
Sidney Tomashefsky
Bea Singer
Chief Orman
Roy
Vern
Lyle
Tony Cataracts
Sid Feder
Eddie Wong
Niko
Chris
Laura
Walter
David
Anchorwoman
School Parent
JFK Agent
Businessman
Buddy Walker
Little Elvis (as Bruno Hernandez)
Hotel Guard
Elvis Impersonator