Harold Lee
Kumar Patel
Neil Patrick Harris
Ron Fox
Dr. Jack Beecher
Vanessa Fanning
Colton Graham
Raymus
Raylene
Raza
Seth Goldstein
Rosenberg
Grand Wizard
Deputy Frye
Interpreter
Sally
Venus
Maria
Kenny
Archie
Tammi
Trisha
Tits Hemingway
Jacuzzi Girl
Jacuzzi Girl
Light-Skinned Black Security
Cyrus
George W. Bush
Sparkle
Agnes
Travis
Carter
Kim
Joe
Big Bob
Dr. Patel
Mr. Lee
Mrs. Lee
Old White Woman
Random Passenger
Random Passenger
Head of Security
Dr. Jonavon White
Ramon
Groomsman
Goon
Goon
State Trooper
Carsten
Anton
Random Amsterdam Stoner
Girl at Party (uncredited)
Terry Air Marshal (uncredited)
Dancing Devil in Costume Shop (uncredited)
Dancing Monkey in Costume Shop (uncredited)
Terrorist (uncredited)
Raza's Party Guest (uncredited)