Chrissy
Lauren
Aunt Bee
Lee Harvey Herzkauf
Narrator
Victoria
The President
Zack
Leonardo
Eugene
Coach Kotter
Donatello
Rachel
Principal Westly
Slater
Ron Simms
Kelly
Peanutch (Metal Detector Guard)
Arnold
Michaelangelo
Mr. Chips
The World Champion
Jock / The Toxic Avenger
Dancing Boy
Cop #1
Professor Holt
Dick Smith
Lauren's Chauffer
Joey Muscles (uncredited)