Joe Bava
Detective
Dennis
Pop
Crazy Hobo
Weather Reporter
Tim
Dr. Harold Zajicek
Chet Donaldson
Dave the Landlord
Oderus Ungerus
Balls Mahoney
The Manhattan Mutilator
Dr. Leone
Dan
Dr. Shiller
The Eraser
Sparky Drakonis
Bum
John
Ed
Sarah Watson
Junk Yard Gang Leader
Rebekah
Louie King
Jessica
The Veteran
Shelly Watson
Elizabeth Gacy
Heather
Clown
Police Dispatcher
Major General R. Lee Hartman
Lou
Howard Stern