Edward 'Eddie' Simmons
Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber
Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell
Timothy Fenwick Jr.
William 'Billy' Howard
Beth Schreiber
Modell
Barbara
Bagel
Mrs. Simmons
Carol Heathrow
Diane
Tank
David Frazer
Jane Chisholm
Methan
Howard Fenwick
First Stripper
Second Stripper
Elyse
Earl Mager
TV Customer
TV Director
Technical Director
Audio Man
Newscaster
Announcer
Billy Howard's Father
Eddie Simmons' Father
Clothing Hustler
George
Knocko
Guy at Pool Hall
Soap Opera Man
Soap Opera Woman
Rabbi
Drunk at Wedding
Woman at Wedding
Waitress
Waitress
Bagel's Friend
Bagel's Friend
Man in Jail
Beautician
Salon Woman