Disaster Movie (2008)

Easily the worst film I have ever seen that wasn't helmed by a female director. I am usually very picky when it comes to selecting movies to watch, hence my usually high satisfaction as a cinephile. I can't believe I wasted my time on this vile piece of garbage and that this ever saw a cinematic release when there MUST be thousands...NO, millions, of better things that could have been made instead. The Lumiere brothers must be rolling in their graves at how cinema has been travestied. My only regret other than my time wasted and the scar on my brain from having watched it is the fact that unlike Metacritic, on Letterboxd I can't give it a zero rating. Or a negative, for that matter! =)