Mike Moona
Honey Caputo
Pops Moona
Don Muchie Buchie
Benny 'The Snail' Tucci
Dominick Cuchie 'Big Sally'
Angel 'Zeffo' Zeffirelli
Little Tonie Buchie
Brian
Chris Moona
Reporter Connie Andruzzi
Stacy
Rawn Jackson
Norma
Gregory Maguire
Wren
