Mark 'Treacle' Tate
Shane Gulliver
Capitaine Worriss
Davey Gulliver
Brenda Tate
Major Godber
Abdullah Omar
Shelley
Padre Walker
Lance Corporal Quealey
Major Rod Gilchrist
Colonel Hampton
Adjutant
Chaplain
Military Doctor
TA Pvt Glynn
Lieut General Strathairn