Stan / Minor Inconvenience Man
Dr. Lemonide
Professor A. S. Hole
Kris Goldwin
Detective Richard Osmond
Officer Rodney Benson
Interviewer
Phone Guy
Basketball Dude
Miles Ingram
Grocery Store Passerby
Reporter Lisa Neilsen
Street Guy 1
Street Guy 2
Crutches Girl
Old Redneck
Streetpasser
Cultist 1
Cultist 2
Greta Mae Jenkins-Braxton
Lemonade Girl
Mrs. Hole