Richard Spencer
Jake
Frank Musso
Mrs. Spencer
Norma Jean Hazelrigg
Brenda
Sara
Herself
Herself
Eddie
Robber #1
Robber #2
Allison Shoop
Saint Peter
Todd Farrit
Sara's Little Girl
Sara's Husband
Charlotte
Satan
Freda
Angry Mom
Cat Foot Lady
Diane
Lisa
Armani Guy
Kid
Ziggy Brillman
Paramedic
Reporter #1
Reporter #2
'Noble Hart' / Self
Sheik Abdul Achmed
Actress Playing Norma Jean
Actor Playing Frank Musso
Actor Playing Noble Hart
Pia Zadora
Delivery Guy
Guard #1
Producer #1
Self
Modesto Judge
Self
Blind Sheik's Translator
N.Y.C. Cop
Matron Guard
Guard #2
Priest
Deathrow Guard
Voice Over Announcer
Self (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)