Deacon
Tom Cooperman
Ashley
Fred
Matt
Rachael Unger
Jake
Roger
Mrs. Lewis
Mr. Lewis
Vic Ramalot
Naomi
Wendy
Kelly
Mrs. Greitzer
Mr. Ronald Greitzer
Mike
Biology / Health Teacher
Max (K)
Bouncer #1
J.T.
Plantain
Guy #1
Guy #2
Dorky Freshman
Mark
Darla
Tequlia
Cocktail Waitress
American Flag Stripper
Hairdresser
Russ
Female Nurse
Video Dupe Guy
Dave
Amazing Girl
Black Stripper
Exotic Stripper / "Cider"
Bouncer #2
Dr.'s Receptionist
French Boy
Japanese Boy
Chicken Eating Lady