Martin Tennan
Minerva 'Mini' Droggs
Mike Rudell
Det. Dwight Garson
Jimmy
Diane Droggs Tennan
Jelena
Husband #1
Kayla
Fabrizio
Irv Flachsman
Carlos
Promise Keeper
Helga Hauptführer
Troy
Skatepunk #2
Jennifer
Lois
Jupiter Courier Clerk
Principal Patty Andrews
Becky
Teenage Girl (uncredited)
Mini's Schoolmate (uncredited)
Drum Circle (uncredited)
Club Dancer (uncredited)
Additional Voices (voice) (uncredited)
Host
Charles Mather