Girl Joey
Mr. Kurtz
Sister Serena
Gladys Fitzpatrick
Warren Fitzpatrick
Mouse / Bartholomew
Whitey
Blackie
Piper
Dr. Bender
Sarah Fitzpatrick
Garth Fitzpatrick
Mrs. Slatt
Mr. Slatt
Mother Celestina
Nurse Bates
Pepe
'Professor'
'Chubby'
Suzy Trotter
Cab Driver
Biker
Ticket Salesman
Carnation
Pizza Man
Gay Guy
Teenage Samurai
Policeman
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