Kermit the Frog / Jack Rabbit / Chico (voice)
Croaker / Horace D' Fly / Roy the Frog / Turtle #2 (voice)
Goggles / Turtle #1 (voice)
Pilgrim / Vicki / Kermit's Mom
Blotch / Arnie the Alligator / Monkey (voice)
Waldorf (voice)
Statler (voice)
Pilgrim / Kermit's Mom / Star (voice)
Student #3
Student #4
Wilson
Mary
Student
Young Hugo Krassman
Women
Joey
Dr. Krassman
Young Jim Henson
Student #1
Student #2
Student
Student
Alicia-Swamp Band Member
Janitor
Cinema Patron
Joe Catcher