

Ted 'Theodore' Logan

Bill S. Preston

Rufus

Napoleon

Billy the Kid

Socrates

Freud

Genghis Khan

Joan of Arc

Abraham Lincoln

Beethoven

Captain Logan

Mr. Ryan

Missy / Mom

Mr. Preston
Deacon

Princess Joanna

Princess Elizabeth
Ox
Randolf
Buffy
Jody
Bartender
Tattooed Cowboy

Bearded Cowboy
Old West Ugly Dude
Kerry
Daphne
Bowling Alley Manager
John the Serf

Evil Duke
Mother at Waterslides
Waterslide Attendant
Music Store Salesman
Girl at Mall

Student Speaker
Aerobic Saleswoman
Aerobic Instructor
Mall Photographer
Store Clerk
Police Psychiatrist

Stupid Waiter

Ugly Waiter
Neanderthal #1

Neanderthal #2
Security Guard

The Three Most Important People In The World

The Three Most Important People In The World

The Three Most Important People In The World
Dance Photographer (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)

Deputy (uncredited)
Mr. Ward (uncredited)
Kid at Waterslides (uncredited)
Mall Goer (uncredited)