Vince 'Vinnie' Pirelli
Joanne Delgado
Vic
Augustus 'Augie' MacAnnally III
Ray 'Nappy' Napolitano
Phil 'Pooch' Puccirelli
Anthony Pirelli
Tina Pirelli
Tommie Pirelli
Francine Pirelli
Dr. Ludwig
Nicole Delgado
Jason - Bar Mitzvah Boy
Vocals for Anthony (voice)
Vocals for Vince (voice)