Alan Partridge
Patt Farrell
Lynn Benfield
Michael
Janet Whitehead
Martin Finch
Jason Cresswell
Danny Sinclair
Angela
Dave Clifton
Sidekick Simon
Don
Steve Stubbs
Greg Frampton
Bettie
WPC Ruth
Conner Scott
Officer Rohan Kapoor
Tonia Scott
TV Reporter
Girl in Crowd
Armed Mangina Officer
Mangina Paparazzo
Old Man on Pier
Old Woman on Pier
Desk WPC
Sarge
Paramedic
Executive
Sky News Reporter
Police Officer
Danny's Posse