Tara Cartier
Russ Turner
Mally
Vanessa
Booby Shot Girl
Dirk
Bitch
Copeck
Moron
Weasel Man
Mr. G
Sir Shits-A-Lot
Mr. Adams
Brennan
Hector
Marky
Scott
Russ's Mom
Mrs. G
Attractive Girl 1
Attractive Girl 2
Attractive Girl 3
Sir Parks-A-Lot Cashier
Eddie the Painter
Nikki
Sammy
Frat Bully
Random Frat Black Guy
Annoyed Frat Party Girl
Moron's Dad
Marky's Friend
Bitch's Date
Principal Hoffman
Sir Parks-A-Lot Employee 1
Sir Parks-A-Lot Employee 2
Moron's Sister
Copeck's Sister
Julie
Fart Car Guy
Annoyed Bowler
Bowling Cashier
Geissler's Bag Girl
Stephanie Adams
"I Did Your Mother" Male Guest
"I Did Your Mother" Female Guest
Random Naked Girl
Bud Supersteak
Sodomized Donkey