Beary Barrington (voice)
Officer Cheets / Ted Bedderhead (voice)
Trixie St. Claire (voice)
Big Al (voice)
Fred Bedderhead (voice)
Tennessee O'Neal (voice)
Henry Dixon Taylor (voice)
Zeb Zoober (voice)
Reed Thimple
Norbert Barrington
Officer Hamm
Roadie
Rip Holland
Mrs. Barrington
Waitress
Dexter "Dex" Barrington
Cha-Cha
Tom Tamina
Tina Tamina
Chef
Benny Bogswaggle
Elderly Black Man
Store Manager
Mr. Slamboni
Long-Haired Dude
Elderly Woman
TV Reporter
Cashier
Fry Cook
Grip
Video Roadie
Self
Elton John
Willie Nelson
Don Henley / Tennessee O'Neal (singing voice)
Self
Self / Trixie St. Claire (singing voice)
Self
Self
Self