Schmidt
Jenko
The Ghost
Zook
Maya
Mercedes
Captain Dickson
Keith Yang
Kenny Yang
Deputy Chief Hardy
Rooster
Annie Schmidt
Spencer
Dr. Murphy
David Schmidt
Scarface
Jr. Jr.
Delroy
Roman
Zack
Spring Break DJ
Stoned-Looking Kid
University of Internet Professor
Booker
Vietnamese Jesus
Improv Student
Improv Student
Waiter
Girl in Bathroom
Tattoo Artist
Slam Poet
Slam Poet
Rathskellar Host
Boy at the Pond
Mustached Goon
Library Goon
Drunk Beach Fight Girl
Spring Break Student
Spring Break Student
Spring Break Student
Spring Break Student
Mr. Walters (uncredited)
Eric Molson (uncredited)
Mrs. Dickson (uncredited)
MC State History Professor (uncredited)
MCS Football Coach (uncredited)
Anna (uncredited)
Culinary School Villain (uncredited)
Morton Schmidt Double (uncredited)
'Previously' Narrator / Football Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Student in the Van (uncredited)
Sorority Girl (uncredited)
Driver on Bridge (uncredited)
Precinct Cop (uncredited)
College Student (uncredited)
Beach Babe (uncredited)
MCPD Officer (uncredited)
Art Student (uncredited)
Detective (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)
Local Mexican (uncredited)
Tourist (uncredited)
Painted Football Fan (uncredited)
Spring Breaker (uncredited)
Fan (uncredited)
Lamborghini Owner (uncredited)
Professor (uncredited)
Inmate (uncredited)
Beach Babe (uncredited)
End Credits Boy (uncredited)
Cupcake Wilson (uncredited)
Mexican Thug (uncredited)
Maya's Friend (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)
Student / Fan / Partier (uncredited)
Blue Bills Head Coach (uncredited)
Assistant Coach (uncredited)
Spring Breaker (uncredited)
College Student / Spring Breaker (uncredited)
Football Fan (uncredited)
Parent (uncredited)
Detective (uncredited)
Football Referee (uncredited)
Wasted Spring Breaker (uncredited)
Football Fan (uncredited)
Cool Fraternity Dad (uncredited)
Campus Security (uncredited)
Parent (uncredited)
Fan (uncredited)
Constuction Supervisor (uncredited)
Asian Gangster (uncredited)
Dad (uncredited)
Football Player (uncredited)
Jump Street Detective (uncredited)
Commissioner Adam Fuller (uncredited)
Quarterback Coach (uncredited)
Campus Security (uncredited)
MCS Coach (uncredited)
Detective (uncredited)