Ronnie O'Dowd
Lovell Summers
John O'Dowd
Mary
Brenda Doyle
Tony Bone
Young Boy
Sylvie
Mrs Crane
Eric Crane
Barbara Crane
Dan
Bart
Big Alice
Miss Marshall
Tony's Girlfriend
Boxing MC
Helen
Mrs. Skudalapski
Magistrate
Mrs Maines
Mrs Cruikshank
Mrs Walker
Young John O'Dowd
Anne Jane O'Dowd
Hotel Receptionist
Crazy Sue