Will Carlson / Flappy / Vulgar
Syd Gilbert
Ed Fanelli
Frankie Fanelli
Gino Fanelli
Mother
Martan Ingram
Scotty
Tuott the Basehead
Caddy
Sultry Audience Member
Sleepy Bum
Large Bum
Delinquent #1
Delinquent #2
Travis Lee
Boy #1
Boy #1
Cop #1
Cop #2
Boy #2
Jill
Ashley
Old Lady
Nurse Ratchet
Wilma Carlson
Sam Mosier
Old Man
Skinny Bum
Shongo
Irate Motorist
Traffic Cop
Gillian
Kelly Fanelli
Jenny Fanelli
Toby
Cinnamon
Diaper Boy
Barron
Joe-Joe
Beggar
Surly Duck (voice) (uncredited)