Schecky Moskowitz
Dickie Diamond
Bob / Schecky's Mother
Ellen
Croaker / Miss Spain
Mort Ginsberg
King Neptune
General Noriega
Bambi
Terrorist Without Shirt
Terrorist with Mustache
Dave
Bartender
Priest
Referee
Miss Kansas / Liz
Miss Louisiana / Bunny Miller
Miss Jamaica / Chickie
Miss Israel / Bluebell
Miss Arkansas / Pammy
Slimy
Himself (uncredited)
Mistress