Mickey Matson
Billy Lee
Grams
Sully
Grandpa Jack
Stalwert Priggish III
Ivan Stumpwater
Jeremiah
Buckshot Plindenberg
Vincent Hoffenboo (as Greg L. Rogers)
Mom
Dad
Commander Webster
Lawyer
Sassy Bank Girl
Funeral Director
Cousin Chloe
Cousin Bree
Cousin MacKenzie
Cousin Clara
Secret Order of the Patriots Leader
Bank Security Guard
Bank Teller
