Tommy Collins
Monica
Frank
Harry
Judge Powell
Jed
Skeets
Principal Beasely
Sarah
Nathan
Libby Starling
Murphy
Richard Hertz
Ray
Mrs. Collins
Hal Gibson
Rose
Jorge
Heather
Fishburne
Russell Cadbury
Carl Wayne Bishop
Judge D'Angelo
Judge Swartz
Russell's Assistant
Goliath
Steer Shack Employee
Friendly Falafel Employee
Wiener Boy Employee
Pirate Pete's Employee
Guard
Folk Singer (as Michael Feresten)
Japanese Suicide Man
Dr. Brookings
Peanut
Uncle Sal (uncredited)
The Real Frank (uncredited)
Security Guard (uncredited)