Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney
Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones
Selena Webster
Gabe
Eleanor Williams
Whitey
Bobby
Chuck
Louie
Dr. Armand
Prof. Quizard
Alice
Dr. Rolfe Carter
Lennie the Meatball
Receptionist
Hasson / Richard
McGregor - Apartment Manager