Marcy Tizard
Sean Kelly
Dermot O'Brien
Senator John McGlory
Millie O'Dowd
Declan Kelly
Sarah Kelly
Moira Kennedy Kelly
Nick
Annie
Bus Passenger
Airport Assistant
Michael the Bus Driver
Sergeant Riley
Local Lad No. 1
Local Lad No. 2
Bettina
Little Joe
Tony with the 45 Minute Tan
Vince
O'Connor
Japanese Bride
MC
Jimmy "McGlory"
Irish Dancer
Head Bang Man
Fisherman
2nd Aran Singer
O'Hara of Aran Isle
Paul
Campaign Assistant
Aran Local
1st Aran Singer
Philip
Philip's Friend
Garda
Local Cynic
Brigid (Fake McGlory)
Paddy Jr. (Fake McGlory)
Michael (Fake McGlory)
McGlory Senior
Journalist
"McGlory" MC