Sir Norbert Smith
Interviewer
Old Duffer
Mr. Wilkinson
Will Silly
Melvyn Merry
Lady Norbert
Barney
Policeman
Sir Donald Stuffy
Ruby Lawrence
Horatio
Cecilia Johanson
Harry Crabbe
Western Mayor
Clementine
Dick Dotty
Mary Beethoven
Sarah Brightman
Brian Beale/Ken
Mrs. Grim
Eileen
Cyril Freebody
Davy Throb
Mrs. Wilson
Billy
Greenham Women's Leader
Greenham Officer
German General
German Sergeant