Ranger Danger / Greg
Jones / Rex (as Nick Maier)
Dr. Billington / Clayton
Store Owner / Jon
Zach / Rev. Pookie
Ty Smallwood
Agent Charlesworth / Zane
Dick Weener / Ryan
The Mayor
Al Jazeera
Shane
Janine
Christine
Melissa
Redneck
AAAAA Representative
Puppet Show Kid
Censor
Police Officer / Hunter / Federal Agent
The Happy Campers
The Happy Campers
Talk Radio (voice)
Girl in Store
Girl in Store
Hunter
Hunter
Hunter
Hunter
The Puppets
News Crew
News Coordinator
Toxi (uncredited)