Bert Morton
Bess Morton
Dan Montgomery
Klinger
Tommy Morton
Priscilla
Chunky
Patrick Schoenbalm
Pokie (as Ron Anthony)
Guard
Administrator
Lecherous Man (as John Goff)
Inspector
Flower Lady
Peter, Armored Car Guard ( as Peter Helm)
Guard
Admittance Clerk
Grocery Store Owner
Bill
Doctor
Joe
Bartender