Eliot Arnold
Anna Herk
Matt Arnold
Puggy
Arthur Herk
Henry Desalvo
Jenny Herk
Monica Romero
Nina
Snake
Eddie
Seitz
Greer
Walter Kramitz
Leonard
Andrew
Bruce
Jack/Ralph Pendick
John
Leo
Captain Justin Hobart
Co-Pilot Jan Vigushin
Cigar Buddy
Cigar Buddy
Cigar Buddy
Heather Weintraub
Jack Pendick Trainee
Editorial Assistant
Deeber
Annoyed Sports Radio Host (voice)
Confused Sports Radio Call In (voice)
Courier #1
Courier #2
William Spaulding
Fly by Air Ticket Agent
Sour Airport Security
Airport X-Ray Operator
Airport Stern Security Woman
Fly By Air Baggage Handler
Gang Leader
Arch Ridley
Geo Salesman
Cellmate Dwight
Retiree #1
Retiree #2
Retiree #3
Retiree #4
Aerobics Announcer (voice)
Aerobics Announcer (voice)
Airline Pilot
Herself
Bag Lady (uncredited)