One half star for chucking Alison Brie and Kane Hodder into the same movie, and the second half for being **fucking hilarious**.
It's unpleasant to watch, but there is a lot of "Laugh at" moments on offer. Things like: the lead having siblings that are twice her age, the standard-rate awful CGI you find in movies with this low a budget, and the absolute worst body-double nudity I've seen to date.
_Final rating:★½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid if possible._
