Red / Raccoon / Cpt. Crookygrin / Son-san / Mr. Dingleberry / Mama-san / Wife-san / Grandson-san / Japanese School Girl / 8-Bit Gelato Bene / Nep-Dawg / Jacques Bon / Zeus (voice)
Blue / Narrator / Trollz0r / Shaw (voice)
Lord Takagami (voice)
Lord Tourettes (voice)
Pink (voice)
Broseph (voice)
Chad-Gendarmerie (voice)
Stacy (voice)
Umbrella Salesman (voice)
Zack Keller / Nikos (voice)
Bully / Dock Worker #2 (voice)
Ghetto Cutter / French Cutter (voice)
Guard #1 (voice)
Guard #2 (voice)
Global Rescue Services Operator (voice)
Dock Worker #1 / Cumulonimbus Ninja / French Father (voice)
Steve / TNT Boat Freeman / Dead Ninja (voice)
French Cop